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# Holy shit:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8026136.stm
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ahhhahhah
nice

*loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Don't forget, remove the head or destroy the brain.
Or wait two hours.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# "If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head.
That's a sure way to kill 'em.
If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch.
Beat 'em or burn 'em - they go up pretty easy."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Nice one creating panic zeltergiset.
Why not mock death while you're at it.

Also am I the only one who finds it fucking impossible to read the BBC homepage now?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I'd be surprised if anyone was panicked by this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Most people probably saw London quarantined and then ran away from their computer and cut their head off with an axe.
You're the worst thing since hitler.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I expect I've already caused the deaths of every person reading b3ta at the moment, besides us.
Next thing we know I'll be writing headlines like this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# If fairness you'd have to be an idiot to trust the Daily Express.
Especially when it's underneath a story about French and Saunders....

Because that's really what I want to read about when the last ounce of my fever ridden body drifts away, not the works or Milton or Keates, French and fucking Saunders.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# :( I want more zombies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Well, download Left 4 Dead on your pc
It's free all of today (Friday)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# FREE, WHAT WHO EH?!
Are you making up news again because if so they'll be hell to pay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Hehe, nope
It's on Steam, a 24 hour free trial for everybody. Also something like 40% off the game this weekend in case you like it so much you want to play it for more than a day.

store.steampowered.com/ - top right
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# How does the installation thing work, not used steam before.
Can I download the file onto my pc and then shunt it over to my laptop which might actually stand a chance of playing the thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Nah, you need to download the Steam program on the PC you want to play it on
Then inside the Steam program you can browse the games store (similar to iTunes I suppose), and it'll then download your game for you. As soon as it's done you launch the game from within Steam, and Steam is used for choosing multiplayer servers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pfftles
Sure you're not just blowing Steam?
*licks finger*
*pops finger in air*
*stubs finger on cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
# ooooh
 
I wonder if my flatmate's PC has enough grunt to handle it
that would be sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# This'll tell you
www.systemrequirementslab.com
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# sweeet
 
as expected, the graphics card in the work PC isn't up to it
I'll check at home too but it seems unlikely
A SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# that's very handy
now I know why my son can't play Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET HIM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# WITH A STICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:34, archived)