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# That makes me much much sadder
than the fact that the wobbly girl pic is now too small...

Two wrongs don't make a right you know.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Would you like me to linky it? I will if anyone asks.
People always seem to get upset when I post this, even though the meaty bit is just a model's pouty mouth and not, in fact, the inside of a lunatic's rectum.

If you look at the actual picture, there is nothing explicitly there. You're just implying it yourself.

It's people's own sordid, experienced minds that make them scream when they see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Wow, my first mod edit! I'm honoured.
And he even beat me to it when I was offering to self-censor.

Despite there being nothing remotely pornographic in the image, apart from nudges to the imagination of the viewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Hmmm
Simulated nastiness I can take, but I have to know that it's simulated for the effect to work. I'm not going to spend enough time looking at a goatse image to figure out that it's faked, and even then there is the question of why...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
# That's bullshit!
(Fly Projector, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
# No, it isn't.
All you saw was a pair of familiar, glistening hands making a gripping motion (totally innocuous in themselves) grafted on to a couple of other entirely innocuous images.

The pic itself is entirely implicit, and not at all explicit.

I wouldn't've posted it if I thought it was, cos I don't want to cause anyone trouble at work.

I am sorry if it's caused any bother, but... ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# To be honest I couldn't give a rat's arse about the picture and I'm not working at the moment
but this idea of "hey I put something innocent in the picture so it's ok" really doesn't work - if I was in an office and someone ten feet away saw what looked like a picture of goatse on my screen, the HR manager really wouldn't be interested in my "no, it's actually a model's lips made to look like a stretched anus" argument.

NSFW means that if someone walked past your desk they would assume you're looking at porn/nastyness.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
# I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT BUT ALSO I DON'T GET PAID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# YOU COULD INVEST IN A WEBCAM MAYBE
 
I AM SURE YOU HAVE GOT WAHT IT TAKES TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL INTERNET BUISNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I HAVE ONE BUILT INTO MY LAPTOP
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER USED IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
# No, no YOU haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# It flips around and I keep it aiming away from me
so that view of a stack of cds must be a bit of a disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# CAN I BORROW YOUR MARIAH CAREY CDS PLEASE GRONKPAN
 
I PROMISE I WILL CLEAN THEM BEFORE I GIVE THEM BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:25, archived)
# The only people who would see that pic and associate it with a stretched arsehole
are people who've already seen goatse.
So the damage was already done.

I must've posted that pic 3 or 4 times on the dayshift in the last 3 years or so, to a 'mixed' response - but never censorship.

Are we gonna have our b3tapics pulled because we're IMPLYING stuff?

What's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Don't get hissy, that doesn't help anyone.
Let's just say that if I set that picture as my desktop on my work pc, I'd get called into some kind of HR meeting to discuss appropriate behaviour in the workplace.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# hahaha!
*Imagines the scenario*

Since you put it like that, I feel doubly honoured.

And I take your point.

Here, have some real filth.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Phwoar...
dirty minx
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
# well, I stared at it for a REALLY long time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# That's the spirit!

(You sick fucker)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:45, archived)