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# It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# +ing
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nope, no ing's required at the present
I'll save it for later though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# mine's gonna be cardboard
it says so in my will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want a fancydress wake above a pub
with my corpse in a deckchair
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you can hold the coats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I suspect I won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# all the guests can tell the bar staff that you will pick up the tab at the end of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Then stick him in a taxi with a £20 in his top pocket
just say he's had too much, it'll be the death of him
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, archived)