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# mine's not overly great


you've got SUCH nice teeth. What a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Phwoar!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Shhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *gets funny feelings he doesn't understand*
*saves pic into the special files*

OH GOD!!!

THE SPECIAL FILES!!!!

AND I'VE GOT NO BACKUP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# email them to me or something.
Hang on, don't. Don't email porn to me. Work will frown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# To be honest, I've only got music stored in work...
When confronted with pretty b3tans my usual response is to forget about it and move on while uttering

"I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Who I recognise, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You know, a lot of people say that to me, and I really hate them
In other news, you make an awesome zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sorry, don't hate me
I've just got wonky teeth, so I'm jealous.

Ta, also :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
I meant I hate my teeth, you mentalist

In fact, there's not much about my whole face (or in fact, body) I do like.

/majot body dysmorphia blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Oh I hear THAT, yo
I think you're rather a lovely looking lady, if you don't mind me saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *blushes*
as are you, petal.

As far as I can tell, that is. You make a good job of not appearing fully in your photos.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah, I've got a massive arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# If you actually look like that picture up there
a massive arse is the least of your image problems.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D because I've got such a shit face
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34, archived)