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# insane industrial consulting?
'Yes, I'd like to set up an automated process to sort eggs by size into various plastic boxes for various branded companies'

'what you need is a 300 ft tall throbbing neon penis that SPINS AROUND SPURTING EGGS from it's mighty glans of EGG, also it should be on fire'

like that?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *collapses in laughter*
What the fuck?????

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I can put the ant into consultant as good as anyone
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# shop this please
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# fudge the shoppery
MAKE THE DAMNED THING.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I lack the shoppery skillz and technomology to render this in verse of photosoup
I'm sure someone has an emergency throbbing industrial neon egg vomiting penis for just this occasion though

edit: for mongspelling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# do it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I can't :(


This is as far as I ever got with a glowing phallus, taking someone's bonfire night photo, and turning it into a penis.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *buys 3*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# now you'll have so many eggs you won't know what to do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# who cares, I'm the happiest man alive now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# FUCKYEA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# AMERICA! #1!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)