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so does the squiggle for the japs'

but at least it has the correct hair ratio, and while we're at it:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I have never bought my girlfriend flowers.

Am I a terrible person?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

how the fuck am I supposed to know?

Although, I wouldn't do it, I'd make her a cake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

I haven't done that.

I do cook for her all the time though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

me too.

but that's more of a self-preservation' thing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Haha.

Mine can cook, but obviously not as well as me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I send my Mrs flowers

once a week at work. It's been a standing order for years. She seems to enjoy it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I buy flowers and it's the cliche:

"What have you done?!"

So I don't bother.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

^This

Besides, after eleven years I would probably have to buy her a new car everytime I wanted a BJ.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I bought her a new car

in December.

I don't think I can count that as sound investment for the christmas shag I'd have got anyway ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Does she give you blowjobs?

If so, don't sweat the flowers...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:28, archived)