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# this was my worry
0_o
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I think it's gamma rays that can penetrate up to 6cm of lead.
If I'm remembering secondary school science correctly. They're unlikely to control your mind though, just give you cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
why am I finding this stupidly funny :D
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# lol, cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's not that
I was just picturing some sinister scientist giving a status report to his superior:

Scientist: the test data is back
President: well does it work? are we controlling peoples minds?
Scientist: no, not really but most people living in downtown new york have brain cancer
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Evil scientists seem to be rubbish these days.
No-one builds a mecha-flamesuit and goes on a rampage anymore, like at the start of Lethal Weapon 4.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Times have changed.
Now we're all just manufacturing new strains of flu, you get more panic that way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# See I like the manufacturing flu strains.
Giant flu strains.

Made of steel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# It depends on the energy of the gamma rays.
6cm of lead would do a decent job with most things though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# the hat would be *really* heavy though.
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well if you don't want to be a sheeple you have to put up with a sore neck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Well I've commissioned a helmet made exclusively from 6cm-thick lead.
I hope you're right and I hope my neck muscles grow significantly before it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They would be the one, not sure about the amount of lead but they're pretty much the most penetrative things next to neutrinos and such.
However they're fairly unlikely to give you cancer given they just pass straight through you.

Unless you're made of lead....then you're fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# For many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# The lead poisoning would be worrying too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:19, archived)