conversely, just fry your damn eggs and SHUT THE HELL UP
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 4 May 2009, 4:44,
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NEVER!I'LL YELL AT MY EGGS WHEN I FRY, BOIL, OR EAT THEM FUCKING RAW IF I WANT TOO.
I'LL BE ALL "GET IN THE PAN!" "GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAN, YOU EGGY BASTARDS!"
(I'LL BE ALL "GET IN THE PAN!" "GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAN, YOU EGGY BASTARDS!"
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 4 May 2009, 4:48,
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I AM A GOD WITH THE FRYING PAN I TELL YOU
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 4 May 2009, 5:44,
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