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# Hi - I'm on the golf team
arg no - please - stop hitting me... GOLF TEAM ASSEMBLE!

yeah - how d'ya like that 9 iron in the head!!! Ha ha ha ha - no one will EVER challenge the dominance of the golf team... unless we suddenly and inexplicably get a Kendo Squad... but what are the chances of that happening

*next week it happens*

this was a true story brought to you in association bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *Eats bacon sandwich with reggae reggae sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yeah
the bacon roll I had this morning was disappointing for the following reasons:
1) too fatty
2) too much water in the bacon and hence the bacon was:
3) not crispy enough
4) they did not have reggae reggae sauce

it was good for the following reasons:
1) I was ravenous
2) it came in a fluffy morning roll
3) the brown sauce was good
4) there were at least 3 rashers of (not great) bacon in it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bacon that is fatty is fine if they crisp it up properly
The problem is when it's not cooked enough and it is all gooey and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *heaves a little*
I know - I don't like it... I was, however, inexplicably hungry... perhaps I've got a tape worm... maybe now I won't be so painfully lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:38, archived)