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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hooray!
Two bars walk into a bar - TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Amazingly, it doesn't make him look like any more of a jessy.
I don't think it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# He's a complete Chief.
Well I suppose I'd better get off to Scotland. Be good kids x

*gits tae*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# American football
= Rugby for people who'd rather play football
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
The combination of the steroid-fuelled muscles and body armour really do make them look hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I played rugby, so even though I know shit all about American Football, I still look down my (bent) nose at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I played rugby at school
It was always quite a laugh with people hanging on to my legs and still being able to walk.

It's just a shame the school didn't have a proper team like they did football (and more annoyingly GOLF)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Golf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yep seriously, the school was a stone throw from one of the town's golf courses
There was a team of around 20 golfers and they even got to take time out of classes for tournaments and practice sessions.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The only good thing about that golf course was the view from the 18th tee
- I don't know who those people are but it's the first image I found showing the 18th hole.

Unless you count the view from the 16th hole:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_3q8TlY76YtU/SGkqVF93vGI/AAAAAAAAAec/Z8ysx7edO1U/DSC_0045.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# sup yo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Sup my jigga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# just chillin
little bit of illin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hi - I'm on the golf team
arg no - please - stop hitting me... GOLF TEAM ASSEMBLE!

yeah - how d'ya like that 9 iron in the head!!! Ha ha ha ha - no one will EVER challenge the dominance of the golf team... unless we suddenly and inexplicably get a Kendo Squad... but what are the chances of that happening

*next week it happens*

this was a true story brought to you in association bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *Eats bacon sandwich with reggae reggae sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yeah
the bacon roll I had this morning was disappointing for the following reasons:
1) too fatty
2) too much water in the bacon and hence the bacon was:
3) not crispy enough
4) they did not have reggae reggae sauce

it was good for the following reasons:
1) I was ravenous
2) it came in a fluffy morning roll
3) the brown sauce was good
4) there were at least 3 rashers of (not great) bacon in it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bacon that is fatty is fine if they crisp it up properly
The problem is when it's not cooked enough and it is all gooey and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *heaves a little*
I know - I don't like it... I was, however, inexplicably hungry... perhaps I've got a tape worm... maybe now I won't be so painfully lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# rugby? that's a girls game. I played MENS sports. Like Hop Scotch.
I was the MASTER at hopscotch.


/GTA3_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The stories that the kids on the rugby team at school used to come back with
Genuinely disturbed me.

I do not see how it can be perceived as a manly sport in any way because of said stories.

"Ha ha ha we all had a circle-jerk then buggered each other for a bit of a laugh!"

Um ... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Funnily enough, playing at a girl's school
we didn't really do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Clearly you lacked commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and a nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm convinced that there were likely to have been
several workable nozzles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Or substitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Tuesday: Apples.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# pffffffft!
*tuts* those silly american footballer types...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# what a big fruit
'ning losers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)