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# happy little cars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
# also:
www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5444XQ20090505
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hahahaha
rueters get their stories from the onion now eh.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# haha. you couldn't make this shit up
"Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo's sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind."
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yes, it sounds like a scene from a Leslie Nielsen movie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Or the San Francisco Zoo.
That was a tiger, but idiots are idiots--everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# that is one awesome lion
 
www.lionlamb.us/lion/marjan.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Someone has exposed the source of Afghanistan's black market bacon trade
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

wow, just fucking wow...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
# they should be more fond of pigs, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# more amusement courtesy of wikipedia's links of the day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray-on_condom

not the most useful of inventions
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I have been learning things about snails I never wished to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

also, their arseholes are over their heads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastropoda
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# better than those bugs that just tear a hole in the lady bug's abdomen and fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:46, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=colostomy+hole
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I soak up the sun, just as a reminder
THAT I WAS BORN
A SICK SIDEWINDER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# excellent
seen this?
Mating leopard slugs
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# revolting, yet strangely touching.
 
I do not kill slugs when they come inside but I would not say I am their biggest fan
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# almost beautiful really
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:25, archived)