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# turns out unicorns are pretty good at scaletrix
(pirateneddy, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
vrroooom vrrrrooooom!

maybe his legs had just shrink?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# i never saw a unicorn i just guessed they had
little legs. it's art not science
(pirateneddy, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# PERSPECTIVE.
FORESHORTENING.

AND SUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
# He's happy when he plays.
That helps I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# THE BASTARD BEAT ME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# You need to slow down on the corners I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# True - i might try that. I also have a nasty habit of swerving when ever I feel like it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:38, archived)
# i f the gane was
NOT BEING A POINTED HEAD HORSE BASTARD

you would win against him for sure!
(pirateneddy, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# happy little cars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
# also:
www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5444XQ20090505
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hahahaha
rueters get their stories from the onion now eh.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# haha. you couldn't make this shit up
"Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo's sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind."
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yes, it sounds like a scene from a Leslie Nielsen movie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Or the San Francisco Zoo.
That was a tiger, but idiots are idiots--everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# that is one awesome lion
 
www.lionlamb.us/lion/marjan.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Someone has exposed the source of Afghanistan's black market bacon trade
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

wow, just fucking wow...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
# they should be more fond of pigs, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# more amusement courtesy of wikipedia's links of the day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray-on_condom

not the most useful of inventions
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I have been learning things about snails I never wished to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

also, their arseholes are over their heads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastropoda
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# better than those bugs that just tear a hole in the lady bug's abdomen and fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:46, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=colostomy+hole
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I soak up the sun, just as a reminder
THAT I WAS BORN
A SICK SIDEWINDER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# excellent
seen this?
Mating leopard slugs
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# revolting, yet strangely touching.
 
I do not kill slugs when they come inside but I would not say I am their biggest fan
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# almost beautiful really
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
# goddamn pinko
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# now we're talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# You certainly are!
Have a gold star on me
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:15, archived)