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# also
if the Home Office puts your details in wrong (a typo, for example, or a bit of dodgy OCR), then...er...you're responsible

'umm...it says you're called Mr Thmopson'
'no, I'm Mr Thompson'
'hmm...it doesn't match. I'll have to detain you'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# It's all turning into an unfunny version of Brazil!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# A good was to get out of debt
No I'm mr Thmopson . Mr Thompson owes you £50,000. go get that guy.
(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# :)
I have loads of fun with this - my first name isn't my given name; my dad wanted to name me after his dad, my mother didn't, so my first name is my granddad's name but I never use it, except on forms... so:

"what's your name Sir...?"
"well - it could be one of two things"
"No - it couldn't..."

all that aside - I might not be fundamentally opposed to some sort of citizenship register, they already have so many of our details anyway a card's not going to make fuck all difference, but the reasons they give for needing it are the same tenuous ones they give for everything else there's a sinister ulterior motive for (*cough* Iraq *cough*) and I think it's due in no small part to having shoddy hopeless lazy spineless Home Secretaries... who let the police (who think everyone is a potential criminal) get away with fucking murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)