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# The other day I was reading the Telegraph, as it was the only paper they sold on the train
and I was trying to summarise each article with a single, hopefully sweary sentence. This story was 'Gold-digger stings crook'. Others were:
'Cretinous fuck praises evil bitch' (Boris Johnson on Margaret Thatcher), 'Man paints horse' (New painting of Camilla unveiled), and 'Fuckwits who were wrong before probably wrong again' (Economic think-tank predicts end of recession).
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
there's was a great one on the front of Pick Me Up (or similar drivel):

GUILT OVER SON'S HEAD MADE ME IRON MY ARM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# LOLWTF?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# it didn't make any sense even after I'd read the 'story'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# the best one of those nonsence rags headlines was "I FELL IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Fried gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)