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# bucket's not gonna do it
better get the hose ;)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i love hoses
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Best of all the water dispensers?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# me too...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# And perhaps a cleaning woman...
;)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# yep!
i may have to hire a cleaner again, i hate housework
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes, but she must be homely
So she can't compete with us for his affections
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# my auntie.
she's got hairs on her chin so long she can lay them out as tripwires. she looks like a mad catwoman.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# She's hired!
So, who's to have him over Christmas hols, then? I'll rock, paper, scissors best of three with you to get him for New Year's Eve...

PS. Got any mistletoe?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you can have him christmas
i'll have him new year.
i've got special christmas knickers with mistletoe all over them ;)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Done, done and done!
Can't wait to unwrap him
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i'm always at mum's for christmas
i'm not letting her near him!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)