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# ^this^
my inability to grow a convincing beard is countered by my phenomenal Noddy Holder-style acoutrements
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I can't grow a beard and I'm nearly 32.
CURSE THESE GENES.

Sorry, I meant:

FUCK ME I'M PETER PAN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^this
I have to wait 18 days before it becomes noticeable that I haven't shaved
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# My brother-in-law's back hair grows at about two miles an hour. It's mental.
He is massively foreign, though, so that's to be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Shit off, are you really?!
You're going to look about 40 when you hit your 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Either that or my face will collapse when I'm 35.
But yes. I got IDed at Download festival last year. Actually INSIDE the festival. I mean. For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I thought you were my age.
Don't get all offended by that. Bet you will now. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's kind of a default setting, really, isn't it?
I think 'yeah, you're about my age' about pretty much everyone I ever meet, so I reckon I'm usually the offender rather than the offendee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm 24
and have been told in the past couple of years that I liiked about 30, about 18 and about 25.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I got IDed buying booze at Christmas. I'm 32 as well, and might be able to manage a beard if the 'tache is optional. Maybe.

On the plus side, people usually guess my age as being around 21-25, so it has its benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That's a tad harsh, Joe.
I've met her, and I thought she was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)