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# I had fun on a wii at the weekend, JJ
playing House of the Dead: Overkill.



It's got INCEST in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# does it?
what, like zombies shagging each other ala Braindead?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Not zombies.
I don't want to ruin it, but it's a bit wrong at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Wrong? Or really right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# either/or
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I played Left 4 Dead at the weekend, then almost immediately bought it.
Best zombie/first person shooter in fucking ages.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'll have a look into it.
Is it a gunny shooty bangy point at the screen one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Nay.
Basically like a normal first person shooter, except it actually plays like a zombie film.

Four of you wandering around the city trying to get to safety, having to shoot slow shambling zombies then suddenly have a huge pack of them randomly pile at you and start clawing out your eyes. Amazing game.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Sounds quite good, although I've never been a huge PC gamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Me neither.
I'm pretty sure we actually went from Amiga to Playstation 1 before we even bought a PC.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Age of Empires, that's really as far as I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# comes
on t'360 also I think.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I've been wanting to play that for ages
Every time I go out to get it nowhere has it and I end up with something different though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# It's a steam game so you may as well just buy it off steam anyway.
Was actually free to try last friday all day, and 40% off until Monday. But you've just missed it and it's gone back up to £26 now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# But I only have a loltop at home
It's a pretty good one and runs HL2 quite well, but I tend to only use it for work like stuff now.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Same here, my PC is absolutely crap at everything..
I was honestly surprised that my laptop ran it when I downloaded it when it was free. Though it's still definitely a PC game as regards to graphics and things randomly fucking up, bloody PC developers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# tis good, isn't it?
The single player stuff doesn't last long though, I should give the multiplayer game a go

I do like the AI director thing on it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah the AI director makes things really confusing and great sometimes.
I had a game the other day where there were at least 4 witches in one level, I honestly didn't know you ever got more than one.

Although that was the same game where everyone else on the team was a complete fucknut and kept running off and not rescue you if you got pounced on/constricted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I still haven't even looked at that.
I suppose I will have to leave the fucking Wasteland at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# AND PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
I think my Sexy Sleepwear +1 CHR is making you.... 'uncomfortable'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I tried the demo a while back
and was pretty impressed at the sheer number of the things running at you. A proper bloodbath.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I know.
That's the most horrific part!

They should have just called it "Planet Terror: The Game" though.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D yes.
Although Varla, was it? She has much more tits than Rose shitting McGowan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *googles name*
Oh, HER.
Meh; preferred the chick that got run over at the start.
*checks film history*
Holy crap. They're remaking Red Sonja....and she's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)