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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Bitter and angry Art

We have much in common...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

We have a Wii at work

nobody ever uses it. ever.

also - if you have hay fever - chemistdirect.co.uk - 69p for 30 days of non-drowsy Anti Histamine! Loratadine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Are you still working at that multiple amputations recovery unit?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

they just won't put in the effort to rehabilitate

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Pfft bahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

will it increase the size of my penis?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

only if you stuff them down your jappa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I hate taking anti histamines

I much prefer local honey. Sadly due to the cold weather earlier this year there isn't going to be any honey for another couple of months and I'm suffering pretty badly :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I travel too much for that!

and I don't like honey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Then that idea wouldn't work

Unless you are Winnie the Pooh

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I prefer just sneezing a lot and being incredibly angry at everything.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

take the white pill

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

This is clearly the only sensible answer.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I imagine there's some quite good hay fever sneezing lols to be had with swine flu about...

hope mine kicks in soon :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I had fun on a wii at the weekend, JJ

playing House of the Dead: Overkill.

It's got INCEST in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

does it?

what, like zombies shagging each other ala Braindead?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Not zombies.

I don't want to ruin it, but it's a bit wrong at the end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Wrong? Or really right?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

either/or

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I played Left 4 Dead at the weekend, then almost immediately bought it.

Best zombie/first person shooter in fucking ages.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'll have a look into it.

Is it a gunny shooty bangy point at the screen one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Nay.

Basically like a normal first person shooter, except it actually plays like a zombie film.

Four of you wandering around the city trying to get to safety, having to shoot slow shambling zombies then suddenly have a huge pack of them randomly pile at you and start clawing out your eyes. Amazing game.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Sounds quite good, although I've never been a huge PC gamer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Me neither.

I'm pretty sure we actually went from Amiga to Playstation 1 before we even bought a PC.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Age of Empires, that's really as far as I got.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

comes

on t'360 also I think.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I've been wanting to play that for ages

Every time I go out to get it nowhere has it and I end up with something different though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

It's a steam game so you may as well just buy it off steam anyway.

Was actually free to try last friday all day, and 40% off until Monday. But you've just missed it and it's gone back up to £26 now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

But I only have a loltop at home

It's a pretty good one and runs HL2 quite well, but I tend to only use it for work like stuff now.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Same here, my PC is absolutely crap at everything..

I was honestly surprised that my laptop ran it when I downloaded it when it was free. Though it's still definitely a PC game as regards to graphics and things randomly fucking up, bloody PC developers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

tis good, isn't it?

The single player stuff doesn't last long though, I should give the multiplayer game a go

I do like the AI director thing on it

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah the AI director makes things really confusing and great sometimes.

I had a game the other day where there were at least 4 witches in one level, I honestly didn't know you ever got more than one.

Although that was the same game where everyone else on the team was a complete fucknut and kept running off and not rescue you if you got pounced on/constricted.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I still haven't even looked at that.

I suppose I will have to leave the fucking Wasteland at some point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

AND PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I think my Sexy Sleepwear +1 CHR is making you.... 'uncomfortable'

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I tried the demo a while back

and was pretty impressed at the sheer number of the things running at you. A proper bloodbath.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I know.

That's the most horrific part!

They should have just called it "Planet Terror: The Game" though.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

:D yes.

Although Varla, was it? She has much more tits than Rose shitting McGowan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

*googles name*

Oh, HER.
Meh; preferred the chick that got run over at the start.
*checks film history*
Holy crap. They're remaking Red Sonja....and she's in it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I know, I know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Did she buy London Bash Game Console?:P

woo and verily yay.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

*waits for TGA to shimmer into view*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*shimmers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*pokes*

He's real, not a mirage

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

*it's like a lava lamp*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Inverse Hourglass figure, eh?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

haha, a little like that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I'm really in no position to comment, I take it all back.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Oh, nicely done, that man...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

See! See!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

You are a seer, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

If i hear another person refer to the standard Wii as 'A wii fit"

I will murder death kill

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

So I went out and bought A wii fit yesterday

The sports game that comes with it is pretty good

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I like

sonic on the wii fit =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

EXACTLY

and nobody ever buys Mario Galaxy, despite me telling them how awesome it is :(

"I got a cooking training game instead LOLZ"

MURDER. DEATH. KILL.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

mario galaxy is worth the price of the wii alone

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Is that the one with the really big fuzzy bee?

We've got that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

thats the one yup :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

That and Okami.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I have that, it's pretty good.

I have a kitchen if I want to do cooking training.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I think the best fun with Wiis is watching people playing them.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

...in their pants

..on the internet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

well yes, that too...

but even fully clothed is amusing. Especially boxing.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I can relate to Art

i also dislike the pii

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

haha!

I love your art, and I actually 'get' this one, making it even better.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

most owned yet least played games console

the idiot masses have spoken

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I think for sub-15 year olds it's probably pretty good.

My boss has 3 small kids and swears the wii is the best money he's ever spent...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

What's your platform of choice, toasty?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

PS3

et tu?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

PC almost exclusively now.

We have a PS2 here but we hardly ever use it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Is there actually anything exclusive ON the PS3 worth playing?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I've wondered this.

It's still a brick of cash, I'd want a very compelling reason to part with that right now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I've definitely got my moneys worth

for the number of hours I've played it and watched Blu Rays on it
plus Home has been very useful for work.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Ratchet and Clank, best games ever

Little Big Planet
Uncharted
Killzone 2 is pretty damn awesome
Resistance was quite good too, haven't played the second one yet
Some very good stuff on PSN too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

LBP did appeal to me

I'd forgotten about that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Valkyria Chronicles is an amazing amazing game...

And it's PS3 exclusive. ^_^

(Bebopdc, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Well...

-MGS4 with great gameplay and best video game storyline I have every played
-Red Faction Guerilla for being really f*ckin' fun
-Killzone 2 for having an intense FPS action (not casual here) along with being one of the most atmospheric FPSs in a long time
-MAG coming later this year that has 256 players with players in tiers of squads, platoons, and companies all on one map with leaders actually working like strategists and giving you missions in the game in real time.
-Resistance 2 for having a fun and unique FPS experience with an actually pretty deep and original storyline based in the 1950s along with 8 player co-op with maps that change objectives and make you traverse the MASSIVE online maps doing missions and 30v30 multiplayer (WITH ABSOLUTELY 100% NO LAG)

(Greenroom, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

I said it was a gimmick right from the start.

An under-powered gimmick at that.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

a very well marketed one

but if it gets fat kids off their arses for five minutes then it's got to be a good thing..... oh, except for the landfill tastic environmentally unsound plastic addons that you need to keep buying :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

heh

One of my flatmates got a wii. I've played it like once. But that "like once" lasted for about five hours.

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

i aint played a wii yet,im having to much fun watching my xbox break and the sending it off to be repaired

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I seem to own the only first-run XBox that hasn't died.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I've got one as well :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hahah, I have the fear that this will happen to me if I pick one up

Have you seen Star Trek yet? I just saw last night's doodle on my friend's feed.

I saw it at the IMAX on Tuesday! it was awesome.

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I texted you to ask,

but you didn't reply :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I did too!

It was very cool, and I said many thanks for your part in the making possible

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Not yet.

I'll probably leave it till next week.
I like catching big films on weekdays so I get the theater aaaaaaall to myself :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

We shouldn't ask why, eh?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I bring my own plastic sheeting.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Ace

As ever

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 10 May 2009, 22:05, archived)