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# he used to bring me roses...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "... now he only brings me wasps to chew"....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# stack it, vinegar tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I'm going to hide behind you.
edit: what what WHAT?!

Why haven't you eaten?! Go and eat something now please. *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *Faces off with Top Dog*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# eeeeeeat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I eat tonight - nommy things :)
I think I'll go get a sammig now though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Good lad *hug*
I shall calm down then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D Nah don't worry
Just working on pulling the needle on my bathroom scales back a few MMs... nothing silly though. Love food too much for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You've had fuck all today!
Be careful, fuzzface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I did have a banana as well
And, er, a smoothie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Allllright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Have a BBQ tomorrow \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I don't, I've got a haircut :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# At least you have hair to cut :(
I have to make do with burning meat products
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I can't imagine you with hair. You'd look very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# If I had hair, I'd just have a Dermot O'leary cut anyway.
You know, when Dermot looked hot as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Pffft
*secret room lols*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# You have a secret room?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I have two
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# "room", not "womb"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He used to cut the grass
He was a very nice boy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# AHHH!
*shields eyes*
Make it go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# its too late!!!
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# She's going to take my fluids away!
My precious fluids!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You have fluids?!
*straw*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Oh noes, she has but anusol on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# she just eaten a whole bag of Sour-chews?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I just did another office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Holy jesus jehosophat!
*fears hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Is someone draining her scent gland by massaging her anus with a tissue?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# she too much sucky sucky...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:59, archived)