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# I am tempted to just give the girl her normal head back.
Instead I am going to go and check on daughter #2 with her mixture of stomach ache, tonsillitis and smashed up collar bone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# ooh! FEATURE!
hmm, what?

#hyrax
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# #what
#is it?
#FFFFFF
toast#bum #bum
##bibble
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you been racing em down the stairs again?
how's your ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Bigger child at school picked her up and dropped her on her head.
Accident, rather than bullying, but:

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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ouch
I got thrown like a frisbee at school, luckily enough I'd learnt to fall from a young age (hey I've still got the scars)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# She has only been 5 a couple of weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# oh right
I was already jumping my bike by that age :p
Infact thinking about it, I'd already gotten the biggest scar i've got (on my buttcheek) by that age - I fell in the toolbox :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Ouch
I wish her all the best
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# aw poor mite
take her to karate classes, then she can get cold revenge in about 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# and learn how to land like a ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# my 6yo daughter is sticking with judo
instead of going back to ballet cos I've told her she will be able to beat up nasty boys when she is older.

However of course she is picturing 'Horrid Henry' rather than what I am picturing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# that henry is a cunt!
she'll show em!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# haha
I love Horrid Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# where in Wales do you live
and why aren't you Welsh?

I'm Welsh livng in England
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I got dragged down here when i was a nipper - this is where old people come to die
die live out the rest of their lives living by the seaside

Right proper boring, southeset westest wales :)
don't get me wrong its a lovely place to live - in the winter when all the goddamn tourists bugger off

In the winter it takes 5 minutes to get to work, in the summer it takes 50 - no joke
longest its ever taken me is 2 hours to drive 4 miles to my house
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# it's a long trek past the end of the M4 that
I grew up in Port Talbot, which you'll no doubt have etched in you brain as that Terminator set just past Swansea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ahh yes
that place that smells of eggs :D (not too bad nowadays actually)
Keep going south west (about 60 miles) until you fall in the sea, step back 2 miles and you're there :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# aw
what happened?

my little angel has a cold and keeps thinking it's Swine Flu - "It's on the move" she keeps telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:10, archived)