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# So my veggie mate is getting a big X-men book for his birthday...
This is what I'm wrapping around the front cover as a decoy.

(translated for you lot, don't you feel special?)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# \o/ this has meat in it, so it's good
afternoon b3ta!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# MEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mr horribles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# how the christ are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I'm rolling downhill fast like a midget trapped in the back of a burning transit van
so things are pretty much as normal

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I haven't had that image in my head since .....
ooh, last night
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I want a van now
I could fill it with midgets

and burn it, then watch as it rolls downhill into the sea :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# you need more Geovanni and Sebastian in your life
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# they look.. intriguing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
Giovanni well remembers the difficult recording sessions - "Our fans are such cunts," he recalls, "they expect perfection with everything we do. They forget we hava a dwarf on backing vocals. The creatures, whilst tame, are unreliable. In Albhania we kill them for sport, but our fans insist Tattoo survives. They are idiots. He will die soon and he will die soon at my hands."
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Subtle
Am I allowed back from the naughty corner yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMEAT!
in fact I had bacon with mince last night

it was slightly overkill to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha excellent idea :)

Do you have a link to the original as well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Why yes
right here!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *subscribes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# mmmm....
biltong biltong biltong biltong
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# tiddlyt-i-po
is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:25, archived)