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# My name is Colonel Boris
and I had a job and I woke up in Switzerland. Am I mad, in a coma, or is everyone here a boring fucktard? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed in a backwards country. And maybe if I can work out how to get another job, I can get home.

do-dee-do-de-do do do doooo ....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Substitute Teacher XXX
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Ok, a job other than that.
Might be off to Australia anyway...

I finally saw the last episode of Life On Mars last night. I missed the last two while moving out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Pah
It's a God-awful small affair
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# it's cold :(
( I'm singing along with Ziggy now. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# 'm downloading breaking bad, episode 10
ythanks!

aslo, that was a great copy of YesMan. Kids loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Glad to be of service my friend.
stuck some Pingu on there thinking of the kids. Also there should be a bugs bunny movie and a scooby doo dvd.

You'll have to ask them what they would like and I'll see what we have.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I already grabbed bugs, pingu and scooby doo. They enjoyed them :)
also the goosebumps film (was that off yours? I forget)

all good stuff. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hey, girl with the mousy hair, want to see my etchings*?


*etchings may resemble cardboard cutouts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I'll come up and see your etchings anytime
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'll uncork the wine
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Nice plants. What are their names?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Rolf and Emma
Emma is the short, green haired one
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Naming your plants, huh?
Meeeennttaaaaaaaaaaal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:35, archived)