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# I phoned up a baby once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *reports to police*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Actually, it was a police baby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've been chatting to a 14yo girl on the internet.
She's funny, she's flirty, likes pop music and boys.

Turns out she's also an undercover police officer.

I mean - how cool is that at her age?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *proper lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Does she also like rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you know you're getting old when...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# SOME BLOODY 18 YEAR OLD GIRL BEHIND YOU IN A NIGHTCLUB SAYS TO HER MATE ABOUT THE STONE ROSES
"I LOVE ALL THIS OLD STUFF."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :O
hit her in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# you were in there
you daft old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I didn't want to wreck her face on Mrs Vagabond's fly kick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# did he try and offer you insurance with your bank account
?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)