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# I was watching tv last night and saw 'one day' wash off suntan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Ahhhh, Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# That made me wonder if it would all go streaky when it rained
or would you end up with a brown body and white hands after washing your hands during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# WHY!
FFS... that sounds like something we'd come up with on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# like a solar powered tanning bed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Yeh, I don't get that either, it's like all the work of applying normal fake tan, but with only one day's reward instead of a week!
For weekend fanta girls?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# And people who don't wear white
Or anything light coloured
Jesus, imagine the state of a white thong after a fat sweaty lass has rubbed it all over her pasty arse for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:40, archived)