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it says it's chocolate but it looks like poo
hmmm....
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43,
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We've just been involved in toilet-training my little girl.
Whenever she successfully pooed in the toilet we gave her a chocolate as a treat.
The irony was not lost on me.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45,
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and what did you give her when she successfully pooed in her pants?
Or behind the sofa?
Or on a grandparent?
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46,
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A stern look
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46,
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And what does that achieve?
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48,
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Well, eventually it worked.
Eventually.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49,
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More poo, depending on the sterness of the look.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:50,
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what's a jarvis?
and why are you having it right fucked?
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:51,
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because left fucking is just perverse
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52,
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It's rhyming slang - Jarvis Cocker = Shocker.
My dad's in a bad way, on life support in intensive care. Not very nice :(
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55,
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ah fuck that's not cool :(
best of luck.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:57,
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ta :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03,
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*hugs*
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:59,
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also ta :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03,
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*more better hugs*
I hope he's okay again soon
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 15 May 2009, 11:04,
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It was actually the chocolate that produced more poo.
"Daddy can I have a chocolate?"
"No, it's nearly tea time"
"I'm going to do a poo in the toilet".
*toilet flushes*
"Now can I have a chocolate?"
kids, eh. They're not stupid.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52,
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You should make her fish the poo out of the toilet and show you
before you give her a chocolate. This will soon encourage good hygiene.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55,
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I had to tell her to stop doing that, actually.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 15 May 2009, 10:58,
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