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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I always get confused on the travel reports on the radio
When they say "There's a shedload on the M4"

I think "A shedload of WHAT????"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# reminds me of The Day Today
"The M4 between Reading and London is still solid. That's due to a lorry driver having shed his skin across three lanes, so watch out for oily patches there. The M40 southbound still slow due to that earlier large accident. Police reckon they should have finished bagging and labelling everything by about midnight. Meanwhile, mobile vehicle crushers are in operation on Cardiff's red line routes, so if you're illegally parked there they will crush your car to the size of a satsuma and simply hand it back to you."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)