Evil machines live longer with Zalgone.Just pop a couple of tablets in with your wash and HE COMES.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33,
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You laugh now, but if he comes in your wash,you have to clean it again. Like squid ink, it is.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35,
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It's a good way to ruin an iron.Clogging it with steamed spooge...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38,
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Nature's starch, more like..."How do you get your collars folded so sharp?"
"Err...."
^mind piss!
("Err...."
^mind piss!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:39,
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Sydney, at the uni Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42,
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Are you involved in the vet department?I know a couple of professors there.
All I remember of Sydney uni is there's a quadrangle. And also there's stupid street names. And also that even a random Brit can go into the library and sit down anywhere he pleases.
(All I remember of Sydney uni is there's a quadrangle. And also there's stupid street names. And also that even a random Brit can go into the library and sit down anywhere he pleases.
zoldergoose,
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44,
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And - I think I'm right in saying I didn't dream this - Barf RoadNear the park?
( zoldergoose,
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51,
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It's barff road.between carslaw, the new law building, fisher and vic park
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Sun 17 May 2009, 11:54,
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Do you not see where yourproblem is now?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05,
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Am I supposed to simply tap them on the shoulder and ask to join in?The couple I told to get a room seemed pretty pissed off at me.
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Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13,
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A good start would be for you to bein the park on the drugs and booze. You never know what might follow ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 17 May 2009, 12:27,
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I've been plastered there, not high, i don't really like thatwhat followed was me stumbling across the bridge, then the road and into the next boozer...actually, that was the time i was with my parents...yes, I think I see the problem.
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Sun 17 May 2009, 12:28,
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Nicely.I get to be a lecturer at the age of 28. I'll have to buy some leather patches to sew onto all my jackets...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47,
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Excellent, I'll only have a short walk to annoy you in person then(if you're at the camperdown campus)
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Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45,
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Wherever chemistry is.Awesomeness! I'm a happy chap.
Now to get in some final European bird watching. Catch you chaps later.
(Now to get in some final European bird watching. Catch you chaps later.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:46,
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that means i have to walk about 100 metres.That might be too far.
(I'm in maths, the buildings are almost opposite)
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Sun 17 May 2009, 11:48,
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(I'm in maths, the buildings are almost opposite)
Howdy, neighbour! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50,
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its Zalgoatse I'm more scared of
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40,
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"HE COMES""HE CO.... For Christ's sake, Zalgo, take a shower - you've crawled through that man's arse..."
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41,
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