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# I've returned!
Sure everyone has missed me soooooooo much.

Oh well. Let the inanity continue!



(old people have a lot of lights and are obsessed with time. From the living room I was staying in this weekend I could see 10 clocks and 28 lightbulbs. Seriously... overkill and chaotic ticking)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I've not been getting my recommended dose of alliteration recently.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Pssh!
I just offer an easy route! It's you're own lazy fault! ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I think he learned all about alliteration at school today
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I think it's a lady.
She posted a photo and everyone got very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ah
Then we can expect a ton of pandering to follow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# lots of clocks
makes them think they've got more time left.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Lamps and such?
Old people are mental! And they smell of polos and cabbage! Trufax! The really old ones smell of wee too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Seven ceiling fixtures with multiple lights (some with fans) and only a few lamps
And they don't smell of wee and vegetables. They smelled of cigarette smoke and liquor. They're the fun kind. Lots of stories that were genuinely amusing as well. Hellraisers - the lot of them!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Oh.
Well now we're talking! But seriously, if you're like that you have to have no lights and just a massive fireplace to provide all your light!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Let's not get in to the size of the fireplace.
It was large enough I considered shoving a particularly annoying child in it for the duration.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# lolwut?
Nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)