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# I need your clothes, your boots, and a handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ACE.
"I need your coat, your trousers, your sunglasses, and a tissue."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# is a cout
a sort of austrian undergarmont?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It's a polite English version of a
Flamin galah.

EDIT: Gah! You got me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Arf
Maybe he's just been to the dentist, got tranqed and got an injection.
Hasta la Vistaril, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hehehe
Hello all!

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Fucking shit how the fuck are you you cheery fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Go get your neck cracked at the chiropractor, I have never felt so good in my life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah well I was my good mate's best man at the weekend, the whole thing was ace and brill on every level
And now I appear to be back at work.

I'd like to see a chiropadist cure THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# They would
She started cracking my neck back into place and I started laughing for no reason and have been in a good mood ever since :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha everything's funny on crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Glad to be home
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# So am I, I have also bought a Nigel Slater cook book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Kitchen Diaries?
If so, 15 points to you.

Also: www.harpercollins.com.au/books/9780007248902/The_Clatter_of_Forks_and_Spoons/index.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm 76% great
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Still bettter then 24% great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I predict that this film will not be very good
this post is very good. This post is likely to be better than the whole film. More people will see the film than will see this post. The people who made the film, which will probably be shit, will get rich. This post will not make BLD rich. the world is topsy turvey.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :(
Thanks for the encouragement, but I'd rather have all of Christian Bale's money
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# This.
My mother and I were discussing winning the lottery the other day, and she was saying in an extended fashion that being rich wouldn't make me happy and I said no but I'd give it a bloody good crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# when the euro thingys was 110 squizillion pounds the other week
someone told me they wouldn't want to win it and I told them to fuck off. If you're not imaginative enough to think of people to give money to and things to do with what's left you're a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Zackle
If it wouldn't change you then enter the local fucking tombola you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# well then
maybe you should have auditioned for and starred in Empire of the Sun as directed by Steven Spielberg. You really dropped the ball on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I know
I was too busy filling my face with drugs and blocking it all out
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:07, archived)