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# Ohhhhhhhhhh
Oh aubergine. You're such a dream. My aubergine.
And yet..... I love courgette.
I can't decide......
Which one to get.......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Courgette, Courgette
My Little pet,
you must be cooked
just right,
but yet
you're often not.
Is it that
I overcooked
or just forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# and red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Put them all in to the pot.
Add a little chilli if you like things hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# OLLLLLLLLLLIVES
OLLLLLLLLLLIVES...
which knob-end left the stones in
and hid you amongst the salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *chokes laughing*
This wins my "thread of the day" award


Now where did I leave it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Would it upset you to learn that I stole my lyrics from a children's TV programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# get OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this!
I'm SO disappointed in you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *limps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# come back
all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Cook em slow
cook em quick
cook em wrong,
they'll make you sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Figs are delicious
in all their fine regalia
they're used in many dishes
and as a metaphor for female genitalia
... in ancient Rome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# RAAAADISH
I can cut you into a rosey thing if I can be bovvvVAD
RAAADISH
You can only really be used in a saaaaLAD.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)