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# 'thanks goodness your head draws attention away from your tie...'
ningles poppet - how are you feeling today? Totally smashing I hope!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# KNACKERED and period painy.
Owwwwwwwwwwww. Lend me your reproductive organs for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I don't want to be a girl at the moment.
You wouldn't want to be either, if it felt like there was some sort of angry snooker ball in your lower regions banging about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I was once talking about stuff with a friend of my who was (and still is) a girl
and she said that she was glad she didn't have a willy because if she did she'd probably spend all her time finding things to stick it into.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Didn't the good captain say something similar last week?
Might have been on talk though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# More than likely, but I didn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I always say things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# You're trying to corrupt us, aren't you! Confess!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# girls normally offer to buy me a drink first
I'll metaphorically get you an imaginary hot water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm going to send Phil off to find me one or something approaching it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I hope it makes you feel better
Mrs UnderCover has me rub her 'tummy' for hours on end... I get very sore arms but I'm a trouper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I just make the wife go out and get me chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Galaxy class chocolate bar off the starboard nacelle
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've gone off chocolate in a big way recenetly
and I was never that fussed out it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Sir, I am shocked!
I shall make my excuses and leave...

I have chocolate maybe once every couple of months, then it has to be nice chocolate, ideally something like lindt *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40, archived)