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# Me and My Man Boobs


Also, the song
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# give that man a croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Pain au Chocolat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# All day breakfast roll
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Sauasge roll and big jar of pickle.
Dip dip dip, nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Tiger bread with ham and strong cheese. Maybe a little Branstons too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I've just had a tongue, tiger bread and lettuce sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Who's tongue? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Some cow's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It was good tongue then.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# this is all making me very hungry :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# me too
and the bacon and or sausage sandwiches around this part of town are average at best...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I've had to pop the lid on a box of blueberries.
I think by lunchtime I'm going to want to dash out and get a toasted ham and cheese panini again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# it's Friday
live a little

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# problem is, I've been living a lot in recent weeks and the weight is going back on again.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I hear that brother
I've been trying to run of an evening - I've managed to do it once

\o/

it's boring as fuck and, the way I see it, my obvious myriad of appealing traits make up somewhat for my slight physical flaws
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I just ate a chicken's foot by mistake
Appetite has now vanished :(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm re reading A Cooks Tour by Tony Bourdain
it's FUCKING AWESOME... I want to go all the places he goes and eat the things he eats... nom nom nom... he's just been to Vietnam and eaten whole small deep fried birdies (spit out the feet)... a soft boiled hen embryo from in the egg... the still beating heart of a live cobra... and noodle soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I'm really strange with things like this. If I know what I'm eating, I'm fine but there are a few items that are certainly off my menu.
I'd love to sample the still beating cobra heart and enjoy trying as many things as possible, but a chicken embryo doesn't appeal for some reason.

I was just given a box of spiced "chicken" with sunflower leaves and red pepper sauce. Ate a piece and it was strange. Rubbery - not right. I asked questions and was told that it's a big box of chicken feet. So unexpected, and I wasn't prepared. Feel a little weird now.

How was Vietnam? I'd love to travel round there.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# yeah - chicken feet sounds a little not great
... although all the very best foods are made from the worst bits of meat... you don't have to try very hard with steak which is why they just warm it a bit and bring it out but rotten goats meat needs to be overpowered with chilli and lime and coconut and all sorts of great things which is how we get curry \o/

I'll be in Nam in August - I'll report back
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# that person looks exceedingly content
but I have no sound on my PC

*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He has two glasses on water, one of wine
and what appears to be a cuttlefish on his lap. Wouldn't you be content?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *considers*
am I at some sort of wedding or conference?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I think you're at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# right...
... am I there to make up the numbers or do I actually like the bride and groom and the other people there...? Is there some sort of shit disco going on in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Shit disco, dancing drunk children, grandma's asleep and the cuttlefish wants you to talk dirty to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# then yes
I am exceedingly content and also a little bit lecherous
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I made this last night and was reallly proud of it, but nobody much got to see it.

Please click for original thread where you can click for big

I am going to pop it in this existing thread as I think it was good. Of course, everyone always thinks what they do is good, which might be why it went down so badly.

Perhaps it is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
I can confirm that this is not shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# he looks like action tranny prime minister wannabe
let's see Putin deal with THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's terrifying.
Also very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# haha. you know it's ace you fisher you.
is that Pierce Brosnan on the left?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# The past and the future.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Top shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Thank you.
I was kind of fishing for clicks, but then the only reason I would do that is that I was not sure it was good and wanted reassurance, no?

[EDIT: This and Griffy's replies are reversed.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D very good indeed and *fear
i must have missed it first time round
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# christ almighty, arrrggghhhh!!!!
brill, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# This is really most alarming.
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# nicely done &
very disturbing :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
Cameron looks a bit like the man in the suit from Half Life
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Are you Jeremy Paxman?
I like him, before anyone gets all upset at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That's quite a foul tie
thank goodness he's drawing attention away...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# "thanks goodness your head draws attention away from your tie..."
ningles poppet - how are you feeling today? Totally smashing I hope!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# KNACKERED and period painy.
Owwwwwwwwwwww. Lend me your reproductive organs for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I don't want to be a girl at the moment.
You wouldn't want to be either, if it felt like there was some sort of angry snooker ball in your lower regions banging about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I was once talking about stuff with a friend of my who was (and still is) a girl
and she said that she was glad she didn't have a willy because if she did she'd probably spend all her time finding things to stick it into.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Didn't the good captain say something similar last week?
Might have been on talk though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# More than likely, but I didn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I always say things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# You're trying to corrupt us, aren't you! Confess!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# girls normally offer to buy me a drink first
I'll metaphorically get you an imaginary hot water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm going to send Phil off to find me one or something approaching it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I hope it makes you feel better
Mrs UnderCover has me rub her 'tummy' for hours on end... I get very sore arms but I'm a trouper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I just make the wife go out and get me chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Galaxy class chocolate bar off the starboard nacelle
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've gone off chocolate in a big way recenetly
and I was never that fussed out it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Sir, I am shocked!
I shall make my excuses and leave...

I have chocolate maybe once every couple of months, then it has to be nice chocolate, ideally something like lindt *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It has chicken pox, it should clear up in a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That's smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)