Home » Messageboard »
XXX » Message 9465113
(Thread )
itsn't it the first circle of hell
on this side of the Styx with the virtuous heathens because babies haven't accepted Jesus Christ as their lord?
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38,
archived )
which I always felt was a little unfair
Heaven was mostly empty BC because to get in you have to believe in Jesus and before he was born people would have struggled to do that...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39,
archived )
plus all egyptians were heathens anyway.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44,
archived )
and greeks ... and don't get me started on the Romans
... I'm not sure where Jews and Muslims fit in in Christian Heaven... they probably don't which must piss them off what with having the same God and all... unless Heaven is sectioned out into denominational Zones like a Disney Land...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46,
archived )
the monorail in heaven must be fucking plush
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48,
archived )
do you think there is a priority-pass system in operation?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50,
archived )
what are the fish like in styx?
I think you may have a point there, what you mention seems familiar but I don't know why.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41,
archived )
I'm not sure how I think I know this
but I think I think I do. probably not bad fish - but I don't think you eat in the (catholic) afterlife
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43,
archived )
Fishstyx
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51,
archived )
haha
\o/ should have spotted that, I considered "fish n styx" but it didn't seem right.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55,
archived )
Hide
Hide post If you want to unhide this post later, click the "update profile" link in the top navigation bar, and scroll down to the bottom.
Ignore
Shush them a week You will be blisfully unaware of this user for just one week
Mute user You will not see this users messages again
Block user You will not see them and they will not see you