start by cutting between his toesand push all the way back to the heel, so his feet are like torn cheese strings.
Tornaquet the ankles and then have a cup of tea before starting on the shins, slice downward, until the bone is showing and then lop off each kneecap.
For the thighs....
(Tornaquet the ankles and then have a cup of tea before starting on the shins, slice downward, until the bone is showing and then lop off each kneecap.
For the thighs....
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13,
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I like the old Iraqi way of using split bamboo to whip people withso that it pinches the skin when you rip it back for another whack.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15,
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you've got to admire such thought and artistry HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16,
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Bloody Hell, Toasty!What's going on in that head of yours?
*fears*
(*fears*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15,
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Noooooooooooo!:D
In fairness, I approve of any Oliver Dismemberment Activity. It can only be a good thing.
(In fairness, I approve of any Oliver Dismemberment Activity. It can only be a good thing.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17,
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right thenfor the thighs, start by tenderising with the handle of the knife before stabbing furiously in to the flesh. when there are enough slits sprinkle with salt and oregano and then bind with cheesewire.
Stop for another cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit.
(Stop for another cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20,
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Arf!I was going to mention salt.
I like the cut of your jib, sir!
(I like the cut of your jib, sir!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23,
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Better than my cured ham idea.How about the...meatstick?
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ClanSoul,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:26,
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Slice the thighs thinly like ham and cure it, feed it to him in a sandwich. ClanSoul,
Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20,
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