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# I haven't got a loft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Good, they are pointless
You only use them to store crap that you don't need
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I need one
I have no storage space.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# like the cold water tank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That's in Caroline's loft, I believe.
Or it's over Napoleon's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *pssst*
also this: www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/Pomaceito-Chutney,4132,322.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# OOOOH that looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It really is....
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I do love a bit of cheese and chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# CHUTNEY RECOMMENDATION THREAD
www.baxters.com/products/apple-cider-fig.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *notes down*
my drummer makes amazing pear, apple and chilli chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# But not as lovely as...

THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# The best chutney is made from chinchillas
It adds 5000% your RDA of cute to any meal you have prepared
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
chinchillanation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tubby-red-hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# My brother had the best chinchilla ever
It used to sleep on his lap and bark at him when he tried to move it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *bleugh*
All that sediment leeching into your tap water, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Only if you have a crap plumbing do you need a cold water tank
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It's where all the boxes for the 'kit' goes.
Wouldn't be able to move in the flat otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Right, intrigued. Tell. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# No, pickle... *admonishes* ;-)
I meant 'kit' like pooters, TV, hi-fi and the like, and the larger kitchen bits & bobs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ohhhh I seeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Lies
You have a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am in your loft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You got me.
I race it around the loft pretending I'm in the Rockford Files most weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Why don't I get to come along?
I've never been in a car with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I don't drive anymore.
You're not missing much - apart from being scared to death, that is.

How about two-seater bumper cars?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That'll do me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *arranges day out for the Cap*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Eeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What kind of a driver are you, if it involves being scared to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# The passengers tend to be, rather than me.
Anyhow, one too many crashes to take up that pastime again. And it's stupidly expensive to run a car in London.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# To fair, you don't really need a car to drive about in London
I am damn good driver, so if you are in the car with me you are in safe hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That's why I'm not in London
Plus the fact that I don't live there, have a job there etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Can you only press the boost button once per week though?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I don't recall Jim Rockford having a boost button...
It's been a while since i've seen it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I was thinking Knightrider for some reason :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ahhh... I see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I wish James Garner was my grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)