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# Damn worms

If determined, the worm may use the shriveled corpse of a comrade left in the sun too long as a club. They go for the knees first.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Quince jelly/jam is REALLY BLOODY NICE
and I can't find where to buy any. I've not looked, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Fortnums
*hatches a cunning plan*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Somewhere where it doesn't come in solid gold would be good.
If only I could shop at Fortnum's daily. I'd be fat as a little piggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ahhhh.... not as much of a problem as you think.
*has access to staff discount*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# When I grow up I want to have connections in high places.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haven't you got any sockets in your loft?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I haven't got a loft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Good, they are pointless
You only use them to store crap that you don't need
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I need one
I have no storage space.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# like the cold water tank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That's in Caroline's loft, I believe.
Or it's over Napoleon's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *pssst*
also this: www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/Pomaceito-Chutney,4132,322.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# OOOOH that looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It really is....
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I do love a bit of cheese and chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# CHUTNEY RECOMMENDATION THREAD
www.baxters.com/products/apple-cider-fig.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *notes down*
my drummer makes amazing pear, apple and chilli chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# But not as lovely as...

THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# The best chutney is made from chinchillas
It adds 5000% your RDA of cute to any meal you have prepared
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
chinchillanation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tubby-red-hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# My brother had the best chinchilla ever
It used to sleep on his lap and bark at him when he tried to move it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *bleugh*
All that sediment leeching into your tap water, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Only if you have a crap plumbing do you need a cold water tank
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It's where all the boxes for the 'kit' goes.
Wouldn't be able to move in the flat otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Right, intrigued. Tell. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# No, pickle... *admonishes* ;-)
I meant 'kit' like pooters, TV, hi-fi and the like, and the larger kitchen bits & bobs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ohhhh I seeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Lies
You have a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am in your loft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You got me.
I race it around the loft pretending I'm in the Rockford Files most weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Why don't I get to come along?
I've never been in a car with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I don't drive anymore.
You're not missing much - apart from being scared to death, that is.

How about two-seater bumper cars?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That'll do me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *arranges day out for the Cap*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Eeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What kind of a driver are you, if it involves being scared to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# The passengers tend to be, rather than me.
Anyhow, one too many crashes to take up that pastime again. And it's stupidly expensive to run a car in London.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# To fair, you don't really need a car to drive about in London
I am damn good driver, so if you are in the car with me you are in safe hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That's why I'm not in London
Plus the fact that I don't live there, have a job there etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Can you only press the boost button once per week though?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I don't recall Jim Rockford having a boost button...
It's been a while since i've seen it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I was thinking Knightrider for some reason :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ahhh... I see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I wish James Garner was my grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Is it so cunning that if it had a tail it would be a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Most serpently...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Blackadder the third came from my DVD rental place last week,
It gave me joy whilst I was convalescing
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It's a marvellous pick-me-up, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# We sell it where I work.
If you are really struggling to find it I could post some.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :O
I'll keep that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No problem!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You can get it here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What, your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# We probably do have some here
I'll see if I can get you some
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Don't worry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# No problem, I have nothing to do and got to go out anyway
I will have a look, ok. No arguing and no payment for them, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# No no no just let me know. Thanks love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :D thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# There is a quince bush in my parent's garden. But you only get like 10 quinces, and that makes very small amounts of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Weenyjam!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You can bulk quince jelly up with a few apples.
Doesn't change the taste too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# for some strange reason, this counjured up the mental image of you opening a little stall on the side of the road selling jams, jellys and preserves....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# So it wasn't just me, then....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Earl's Emporium of Exotic Jams
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Oh god no, They would contain about 5 times the amount of sugar that they are ment to
I have a sweet tooth, far far to sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# France
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Burnt my neck. Well, they didn't, but I still didn't like it,.
Apart from Space Mountain, that's AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
Jam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ooooh nom nom nom.
I hadn't looked, to be honest, I was just grindling for no reason.

Am I a cunt, Prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahha, marvelously mad as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26, archived)