Most goldfish won at fairs aren't actually dead the day after you get them home
They are constipated from being severely overfed by inexperienced fishkeepers, they cannot control their swimbladder which makes them they lay on their sides and look dead.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 28 May 2009, 13:43,
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Indeed
and the coconuts aren't nailed down either
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 May 2009, 13:45,
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I was being serious :(
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 28 May 2009, 13:45,
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I know... I'm being facitious
:(
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 May 2009, 13:48,
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