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# Excuse me what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# OH NOW I GET IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You do?
Could you explain it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Certainly.
When a man zebra and a lady zebra love each other very much, they email a stork. The stork acts as an antenna and sends a signal to Ikea. When Ikea gets this signal it posts a sofa to the zebras via a predetermined delivery service.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Do they do this whilst they're fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Don't be silly, I'm sure they find it hard enough to use a keyboard as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ah you mean like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Clipclopclipclop.
faukegfk eafulnef ifnafhmserfgl suhnafhkf
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# if you shoot and eat the stork
is that like an abortion?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Depends if it's on the way there or on the way back
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh your answer was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it's on the way there
but only to tell them it forgot what it was that they wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It all depends on if Ikea do mailorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No
That would be shoving your hand up its arse, grabbing its beak and tugging it inside out. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
break⋅fast
  /brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Smartarse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Worst thing was the on dictionary.com the sponcered results came up first.
So the first result for the word macdonalds was:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# im loven it, r u loven it 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Who the hell has Breakfast at McDonalds, it is like eating cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you're supposed to take it out of the box first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The box probably has more nutrition in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Do do do dodo. I'm loathing it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I walked right past the berger king and went to mcdonalds
I didn't fancy mouse crap in my burger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ah
you're a rat shit man then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# it has more flavour in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It is a lot nuttier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)