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# robin painting
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# He's not
He's just standing there!


Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yays
only six months til the London bash then!:P


EDIT: Redidded it from scratch. Took less time the second time.



Again cheers cakeburglar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Brokefast :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ah, it works in Firefox....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# pfffft
Not enough of him laying on the floor or shagging the units
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No fur on the units.
You can understand why the cats buggered off though.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I would really hate to be his liver right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# being a liver is probably
a step down from being a human in almost every situation...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# To his liver would be on the point of death its self
It is probably playing chess with the Grim Reaper right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# it probably leaves a mess on the baord
every time it moves a piece...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That is why the Grim Reaper has such long sleeves
So he can mop up the board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hmmm
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2455187/Kids-brought-up-by-animals.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Excuse me what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# OH NOW I GET IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You do?
Could you explain it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Certainly.
When a man zebra and a lady zebra love each other very much, they email a stork. The stork acts as an antenna and sends a signal to Ikea. When Ikea gets this signal it posts a sofa to the zebras via a predetermined delivery service.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Do they do this whilst they're fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Don't be silly, I'm sure they find it hard enough to use a keyboard as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ah you mean like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Clipclopclipclop.
faukegfk eafulnef ifnafhmserfgl suhnafhkf
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# if you shoot and eat the stork
is that like an abortion?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Depends if it's on the way there or on the way back
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh your answer was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it's on the way there
but only to tell them it forgot what it was that they wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It all depends on if Ikea do mailorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No
That would be shoving your hand up its arse, grabbing its beak and tugging it inside out. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
break⋅fast
  /brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Smartarse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Worst thing was the on dictionary.com the sponcered results came up first.
So the first result for the word macdonalds was:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# im loven it, r u loven it 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Who the hell has Breakfast at McDonalds, it is like eating cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you're supposed to take it out of the box first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The box probably has more nutrition in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Do do do dodo. I'm loathing it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I walked right past the berger king and went to mcdonalds
I didn't fancy mouse crap in my burger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ah
you're a rat shit man then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# it has more flavour in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It is a lot nuttier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# it no worky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not surprised
it has hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# worth waiting for
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
I like that lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Looks like some unhappy toast in the background there
I wish I could meet all you funsters, but alas, the swim's too far from Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That's no excuse
I've been to Australia for a bash!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# WHAAAT?? Really?
OK, that's it, I'm saving up for a trip to Old Blighty. Save me half a kipper, or whatever the heck you Brits have for breakfast. And don't forget the Vegemite.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Jellied eels, crumpets and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No point we've got marmite
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Marmite is the carnivore version of Vegemite
But will do in a pinch.

Crumpets with golden syrup, or porridge (oats, water, pinch salt) with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a belt of creamy fresh milk, mmmmm that's the go for breakfast in winter.

OK, how many lurking B3TANs are in Australia, specifically the eastern seaboard from Cairns to say, Melbourne? I know keb/-\b will be in it, plus a few other Aussies here.... should we do a bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# haha that was worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# not fair
i still cant see it...dont have teh firefox :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You may need to force a reload, with Cmd-R
(It was all grey before I did this; afterwards it's fixed).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# eh?
no understandee techy talkie :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ctrl and f5 buttons
does a total refresh rather than the ordinary one which assumes some things haven't changed (ie the stuff already cached)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# HOORAY IT WORKS!!!
thanks Jessie and Bee nice...I has learned nu skillz :D

and hahahahahahah to Riverghost....nice rework ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
happy xmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon.

How are you Squire Bobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# "Robin an paintin an a bottle o' brass monkey ... "
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahaaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh my, that is wonderful :D
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# From one of The Bemused Dutchman's pictures
One of my favourites - but only cos I had a FANTASTIC source to start with :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Go on my flickr
I have plenty of wildlife photos, if find a good one feel free to use it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Will do :)
Get less chance to do them these days though :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Nice birdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ooooh thats ace!
woo!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# So is yours
Love robins :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# me too!
:) i did a parrot too the otehr day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *thinks*
Parrots!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# woo -v.nice! :D


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Well, since I've never been able to get my parrot out before now...
Here she is...



This bird thread is smashing! Give the fur a break, go for feathers, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Puffins are the closest thing we have to parrots in this country
unless you own a parrot


Click for bigger (285 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# All I can see when I see that is TF2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I like puffins
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# That are nice, madam.
I don't think we got to talk on Saturday, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not sure we did
When did you get there?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Arrived about 7.
Stayed until we got kicked out of the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I went to Nando's at some point
Never made it back...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# that is rather awesome!
and as this is a birdy thread:

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# wowsers
did u paint that??? its fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# yup; acrylics. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# its very very impressive!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Yay for acrylics!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oh wowsers, that's brill
Acrylics for the win. Oils for the depth. Pastels 'cause I'm a lazy cow and couldn't be arsed with oils. When I retire, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ta!
I've gone over to colour pencils lately:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sketch.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Try some of the pastel pencils - so much woo
More control if you are an anal retentive control freak like me when I'm drawing, and every feather has to be JUST RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# show off
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous.
Colour me well impressed, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# thankies, Grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That is bloody excellent
May I show this one off now?

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# wow
cocking ace!! :D (see what i did there!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I likes that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Thankee!
I do my pastel drawings on sandpaper, 600 grit is best, really holds the colour, and gives you so much texture to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Thanks for the tip
I need to get back in to doing some pastel drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Cock!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# May I be the first to say "I love your cock, Mrs Trellis?"
*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You'd be about the 75th actually ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# sulks into a corner
Oh well, it has to be said, regardless. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# blimey, that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Thank you, your work is gorgeous too
Somehow I don't quite think I could replicate the same effect on a graphics tablet, but I'd like to get one to play with anyway. So much arts, not enough times to do all the mediums.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# that was traditional artwork, but you can get quite close to it digitally... Try Corel Painter...
With a bit of know-how you can do it in PS too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Nice cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You too, I'm sure
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# You knows it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *votes*
mmm sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# wooo
sausage in the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# wouldn't it be cold and mouldy by the time it arrived?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# no its a special one
'onest guv! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Nice one sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Oooo lully!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# cheers mr ghost
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Robin Painting is nicer than Robin Banks
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# all whacked up on Scooby Snacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Lovely
I saw a robin the other day and it wasn't even Christmas. It LIED.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# the lying git
hope you hunted it down and gave it a damn good spanking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Or some breadcrumbs
They HATE that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# dont we all!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# that is lovely stuff, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# lovely stuff Sir
you getting your Christmas card designs ready for mass production?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha
would be nice! i could do with the cash! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# nicely
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Have a different Robin.


Hopefully, one I'll get to see when I move to Aus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Yay! I've a photo of one of those!
Can you do one of a Blue Fairy Wren? They are like blue jewels, about the size of a Yakult bottle, but better looking, and probably taste better too, truth be known.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I've got an F-14 Tomcat to finish first.
I'll see if I can get round to it before the move.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)