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# arf!
is it just me or does 'straw boater' sound like a seksual euphamism
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *straw boats*
Nah doesn't work.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# THEN WHY HAVE I GOT THE FAHKIN ORN?!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you're watching re-runs of loose women
... the one where Nadia Sawallawallawalla fists two of the Noalans
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *youtube searches like a motherfucker*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# UP TO THE ELBOW NADIA!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG PUSSY CLOSE UP!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hey - if that's a glass eye
then we're on!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You're awake?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# no
it's just you
pervert
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you wait
all the cool kids will be doing straw boaters soon.



whatever it is
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# for this week's hobby you will need
three men,
a boat,
an English summer,
the River Thames between Kingston and Oxford.
a weak lemon drink and a dog... try not to mention the dog

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ah those salad days
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# yeah
it's hard to get salad cream now...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# erm
have you tried shops?

you can't milk it from badgers you know
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)