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# Sir Arthur Conan Boyle
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# was he one of them racists?
he looks like a racist... a good sort and a smashing laugh, but then also a racist
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# silly prof
he didn't exist. Sherlock Holmes invented him.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Sherlock Holmes?
Was he one of them homophobes?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# what?
with all that 'a lemon entry my Dear Watson' stuff
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# You say that like being a racist is a bad thing.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# needs moar barbarian
:)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# arf!
is it just me or does 'straw boater' sound like a seksual euphamism
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *straw boats*
Nah doesn't work.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# THEN WHY HAVE I GOT THE FAHKIN ORN?!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you're watching re-runs of loose women
... the one where Nadia Sawallawallawalla fists two of the Noalans
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *youtube searches like a motherfucker*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# UP TO THE ELBOW NADIA!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG PUSSY CLOSE UP!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hey - if that's a glass eye
then we're on!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You're awake?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# no
it's just you
pervert
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you wait
all the cool kids will be doing straw boaters soon.



whatever it is
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# for this week's hobby you will need
three men,
a boat,
an English summer,
the River Thames between Kingston and Oxford.
a weak lemon drink and a dog... try not to mention the dog

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ah those salad days
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# yeah
it's hard to get salad cream now...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# erm
have you tried shops?

you can't milk it from badgers you know
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *hurls*
that is disgusting but woo at the same time.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahah! Why does it look like she/he is giving a rendition of "the Laughing Policeman"? :D
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Top hole!
although I hear she wouldn't know about such things:P
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# don't make me get my Don King kebab pic out again
besides I heard she 'lost it' at a hotel.

was it yours? WAS IT JAMNOG?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You would have to be that drunk!:P
If you're going on what they said on HIGNFY I though they meant having a hissy fit.
Ah right sounds like it was justified. She told the press to fuck off in a hotel.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# of course
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Hilton?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# PENIS GOURD :)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# how are we prounouncing you then?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# holly or holloway :)
it's from the House of Leaves (and associated fall of troy song). tis a freaking awesome book. and band :)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I've had him
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# that's a cream horn he has there
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# it's how he won my heart
:)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# We know:P
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ahahah
lols
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!
Looks a bit like Elton John sans glasses

Like this... sort of
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha
needs more windscreen wipers and goldfish
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :D
Very nicely, sir!!

Not worth it's own thread - Danny At Tiffany's (RIP):
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hands up who thought he was already dead.
\o
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I must admit...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha
yeah - like - Danny La WHO?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm so dreadfully sorry
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Never apologise for a pun, NEVER...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# awww
danny would have loved that *sniffs* :(
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# why oh why did they give him an airline pilot's licence at his age!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# giggles
then sobs some more :(
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :O(
That's perfect
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Lovely
just lovely.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Very very good Sir
you are b3ta's very best obiturer (sp?)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That sir is spot on!!!
:)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)