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# that bloody advert has put this in my brain and so we all must suffer !


twelvety times better in my head
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER!


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You people are TERRIBLE!
:(!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# monkey beer you say?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# strongbow
straight out of the fridge.
mmmm, strongbow...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# pfff
weakbow
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# i like strongbow
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# me too
it's nice mixed with butter and spread on toast
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# marmite
the spread for northern men
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# lemon curd
the spread for western women

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i like lemon curd and marmite
because i'm northern and a woman
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you northerners
you just want it all!!!!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# yes. yes we do.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# grrrr!
kicks an eastener and tells them to pass it up
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaa!
they'll never find me!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Tell that to the Australians
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# vegemite=inferior
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# wuss!
hard people drink Frosty Jack
straight from a tramp's hands
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
hands cock
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# hahahaha
you're obviously much harder than me
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# i drink
whatever my mate's got in the fridge, which happens to be strongbow
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Make it the spangiest that I've ever seen ...
nice!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# will a bream do?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# i heartily endorse this image
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# it'll do better
**spangs self for not thinking of it first**
curses :(
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i'm in a fishy mood ;)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Of course.
Any bream will do.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# *dons technicolour bream coat*
*also dons technicolour bream pants*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# cries laughing
thinking about the amazing technicolour bream coat :D
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# have you been looking in my cloakroom?
just for that, i won't show you my bream stockings and suspenders.
they're fishnets...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i feel
the spangman is pointing his bream your way for that one :D
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# wouldn't be the first time
my pun gland is working well today
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
# to which i point to the start of thread image.



*points*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# you just want my bream stockings
admit it and i'll let you sniff the gusset
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# fishy gussets?
*shudders*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# you can't fool me
you know you want to
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# oh noes
what have you done?
i am doomed to read and re-read this thread for infinity now!!!!
and i've tea to make too :(
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# my tea is being made for me right now
*smugs*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# :(
wishes I lived in the north
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# it's sweet and sour chicken
with rice
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# fancy northern muck
*** grumbles about planned veggie sausage and oven chips **
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# it's here!
i'm off for fuds.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I'm eating mine now
*smuggers*

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# mine is being brought to me
all i have to do is eat it
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Mine is cooking.
Homemade pasta with tomato and stuff sauce.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)