
There will be no pub fights and screaming chavs keeping me awake all night at the weekends
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Last night outside mine:
Chav 1: 'KEEF......KEEEF......KEEEEEEEEEF'
Keef (further down the road): 'WHAT?'
Chav 1: '....WANKAAAAAAAH'
Yes. Fantastic.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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Chav 1: 'KEEF......KEEEF......KEEEEEEEEEF'
Keef (further down the road): 'WHAT?'
Chav 1: '....WANKAAAAAAAH'
Yes. Fantastic.

You can live in my spare room, the commute might be a bit long though
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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But I'm not strong enough to move a whole house. I can barely lift one of those little plastic hamster houses.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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