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# She comes....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# BOYLGO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# "So a Fat Scottish Bird walks on to the stage..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahahahahha! that's ace :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Woman Comes Second in talent Contest... A nation mourns.
In other news:
300 odd people missing feared dead.
Nuclear Apocalypse Imminent
MIddle east Peace Process improving

Now back to our main story...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# What's odd about them?
Can you image LOST with French people in it? They'd never survive...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You've succeeded
in making LOST even more unwatchable.

But on the plus side there would probably be more boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Mon dieu, a light Sabre!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# The main story on the news last night was expenses
second story was the missing plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm a day behind due to the weekend
Today's Top Story

What took you so fucking long?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# personally I'd have preferred it if she stayed
she's doing a great job for Labour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# she is, she really is doing a great job for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I think I omitted the word 'hatchet' from my previous post
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# A hatchet would not be big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Gathering together as many legally-binding financial obligations from parliament towards her pension for the rest of her life, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# BBC POLITICS PAGE HEADED BY MAJOR POLITICAL EVENT SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# no way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# IT'S SLIGHTLY BORING AND NO ONE IS REALLY SURE WHY ANYONE SHOULD CARE!
More at 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# COUNTRY TO CARE MORE ABOUT SUSAN BOYLE THAN HOME SECRETARY, SAY SOURCES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# SUBO HOT AND READY PAGE 3 EXCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# They stopped her getting more porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Pretty much the same this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Poor woman.
If people hadn't been so easily pleased in the first place, never mind so fucking stupid that they obviously mistook a tiny arse and false eyelashes for musical talent all these years, she wouldn't be in this mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm sure she's got false eyebrows
I feel sorry for her, no wonder she's gone nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's now official
I'm moving to my own place on the 19th o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Well done lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I'm scareded
There will be no pub fights and screaming chavs keeping me awake all night at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Lucky.
Last night outside mine:

Chav 1: 'KEEF......KEEEF......KEEEEEEEEEF'
Keef (further down the road): 'WHAT?'
Chav 1: '....WANKAAAAAAAH'

Yes. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :(
You can live in my spare room, the commute might be a bit long though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I just want to move my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'd help you out
But I'm not strong enough to move a whole house. I can barely lift one of those little plastic hamster houses.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# you've succeeded in breeding them to be more intelligent then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Breeding? Chavs?
Not two words that will be put together on my watch. I'm trying to keep the gene pool kappa-free, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *Read that in Wallace-voice*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm not getting you any Wensleydale
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I am Peter Sallis, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Best looking man I've ever seen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oh my gravy
that's frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# How does she come?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)