
brown sauce is the only substance that is entirely general purpose.
It's good on chips, cheese, meat, cakes, fruit, hair, walls, ceilings, cars, brooms, anything you think of, it's made better by a dollop or two of brown sauce.
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It's good on chips, cheese, meat, cakes, fruit, hair, walls, ceilings, cars, brooms, anything you think of, it's made better by a dollop or two of brown sauce.

Or worse, buy them from a shop.
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I also vote, wear pants and am not the property of my local lord.
:)
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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:)

and I thought you lived at your mums?:P
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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in the same way that tall does not equal plank. Well, not all the time. ;)
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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I've managed to hoover up from the board this afternoon. I've not slept since yesterday morning.
Also: bank details. Gimme.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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Also: bank details. Gimme.

Although after demoting myself to enlisted crew I'm not in any position to give you orders :(
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