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# Did they summon a horde of angels
to move the car? I bet they did. It's so like them.
(fume troll, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# haha!
No, she came back, got in the car to get something from the glove compartment, and then walked off again, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING!!!

There, told you it was going to be a let down.

We then had a conversation something like this:

Me: Excuse me?
Her: Yes?
Me: Is that your car?
Her: Yes.
Me: I couldn't help noticing you've been blocked in. Why would someone want to do a nasty thing like that, do you think?
Her (slightly embarrassed): Because I parked across their driveway?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha
was she cute?

you should have torched her car
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
-r +u
-c +se
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# that was cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# she was kinda...
hence the softly softly approach!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hmmm
I just knew it would be a woman when I saw the picture.
I don't know if this is terribly sexist, or just that women are more likely to drive little silver/grey hatchbacks.
edit: the old Volvo estate in my back yard screamed "fat old builder" at me, and he was.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# cars do reflect their owners, it's true.
I was fully expecting her to be a woman, and she was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# .
...and then a horde of angels dressed as Helen Daniels shat explosive cherries on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# exactly!
pics to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I would pay someone else's money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)