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# *slaps forehead*
I thought Wow was talking about you

now it all makes sense

[edit] first a law, now a monkey? What next, a continent?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What? Eh? What did I do?
Barbarossa and I watched much Star Trek yesterday, and he was introduced to his gecko sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Did we?
I thought we were insulting the French yesterday

ed: oh, you mean my simian namesake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The French should always be insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *dons beret*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Je rigole, mon 'tit chou-chou, ne pleure pas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I had no idea you called the monkey Barbarossa
I thought you were hanging out with the real one

Give my regards to Fran :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Impossible
I don't really exist outside of the confines of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can't offer any proof to the contrary
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is it one of those sock ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It is indeed
but with extra-long arms and legs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I will love you forever
and my stash is now forever your stash. Dig in. Actually, don't, because you'll just be ripping an empty baggie :( give it a day or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
I thought you had a real monkey...

then I remembered Barbarossa the monkey from Saturday...

... not that emvee doesn't make real monkeys, they're obviously real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# You've got a worse memory than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I think we're all pretty terrible
*books care home*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I just get confused when people personify inanimate objects.
I immediately imagined that you had a small living monkey sitting on your shoulder watching star trek.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)