However now I have to murder you in the coldest of blood because you still haven't said how hilarious it is.
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Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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This one is better though (and doesn't make me look about twelve)

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Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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um... buggerit, what's his name?... BEN! My mate Ben... who you don't know... so... carry on
*whistles*
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Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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*whistles*
Cigarette time.
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Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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There's zeppelins raining molten lead and fire on everything, and men mounted on lions bursting through people's windows.
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Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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