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[challenge entry] Well he wouldn't have to shave his head...

just take off the rug.

From the Shatner! challenge. See all 361 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The beardedwife said this looks like the poster for teenagers crossing the road
I think he may be broken. Just as the warranty has run out as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Board is 25mins old, shatrush continues!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# can't stop the shatrush!
FRESH!
does anyone here work in health and safety?
Whats the law on ceiling fans? bastards at work have turnt the fans off - bearing in mind its 108 degrees... just incase health and safety decide to pop in... FFS I'm HOT AND UNCOMFROABTABABIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Don't stop the Shat!
he's having such a good time, he's having a ball
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Zoe ball?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Bobby Ball
Rock on Tommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Robert Robison stole my flip flops
next time gadget nextime!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# flip flops are called thongs in Ausland
TRUFAX

Aussies are odd
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# foot thongs of course
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# It's worse than limes! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# limes?
I like onions :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oh no i know that song...
help...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Better call a...
DOCTOR! Is there nothing I can take? I said
DOCTOR! To relieve this belly ache I said
DOCTOR! Is there nothing I can take? I said
DOCTOR! To relieve this belly ache
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# BASKETBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ED BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Mike literous?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I like turtles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# turtles like pigeons
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I have an inkling to use this face pic on all mine and make them entirely innapropriate roles for him,
I just like how he'll be looking directly into camera and smiling in every role, it'll suit his ego...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Do eeet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Work in the nude then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# okay....
wait? no!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Do it, god damn it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ...no i'll get bits of key cuttings in my toes
can't wear flip flops - only steel toe caps... bit warm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# just wear the boots then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Shorts n boots is a great combination
:D maybe i shouldnt have bougth the thigh high ones... (joking)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# RE: Ceiling fans
I've heard tell that there is only a minimum and not a maximum temperature.

I'm sure they'll put the fans back on if you do some kind of go slow or work to rule
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# its only me... - i know about the min temp as i got sent home from college for it... pfft it was only -6
if i go slow... its just me that gets the sack
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Then you need to start running around in circles to create a breeze
Jump to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i'm like 3 degrees away from having sweaet pour down from my buttocks
its too damn hot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# this is true up to a point, working temps directives depend on the job
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# in a shop with no windows?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I fancy a chevron
edit: no wait, forget it :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEVRON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# STRONGER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVRON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# BANG!
RIGHT IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# NICE SHOOTING TEX!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# DUAL ACTION CHEVRON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# TWICE THE FUN
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# OF A NORMAL
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# It's a good thing no one on here has any Shatner images already made that they're going to repost for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Marvellous!
*Clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# FECK ME!
FPed for this old thing! And it's not even sticking to the compo rules.

There's really no accounting is there?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^this
Is win, actually anything that takes the piss of Shatner is win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe :)
I think he is looking forward to it :)

The mini London bash was sexiness on a stick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# no idea what's going on but, bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)