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# Dutch inventor Mediocre,
was made illegal in 17 countries, and 34 of the American States in 1998.

In 2004, North Dakota retracted the ban, however it proved a sever misjudgment only 6 hours later when he was found fondling raccoons on the waters edge of Lake Sakakawea.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# in an obscure twist of fate
this turned out to be the only raccoon colony outside the Netherlands
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Sadly, it was even more tragic for the people of
the state of Delaware. On arriving in the present town of Lewes, the Dutch inventor Mediocre screamed at the top of his lungs, "Zwaanendael", before going on a rampage through the city with an oddly shaped Turnip. Resulting in the obliteration of the entire May Fly population of Delaware, along with the death of 17 skunks, a rabbit and the famous delawarean inventor of medical procedures, Henry Heimlech.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha

I was young, I needed the money
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Tell that to Roseanne!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Your mum was invented in 1415 by Kim Jong Il in a Nova Scotia parking lot

Haha, and that raccoon incident is hardly true at all ;)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Proper LOL!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)